And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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