Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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