Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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