I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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