i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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