im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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