Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
she peed on how many people?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
