Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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