why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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