Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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