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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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