with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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