i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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