UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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