Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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