Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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