dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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