I need help removing her.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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