Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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