She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
