she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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