It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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