just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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