We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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