When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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