I will die if light touches me.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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