I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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