He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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