It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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