Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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