you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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