I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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