shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
high people should be assigned attendants
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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