I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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