He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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