The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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