Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Vodka?
Forever.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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