so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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