White coat. Heels.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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