so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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