im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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