Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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