office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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