pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I got inside last night via doggy door
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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