Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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