I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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