Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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