I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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