Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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