Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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