i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize