was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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