...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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you had me at cake vodka
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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