It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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