you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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