Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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